tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post2956191512471231523..comments2023-10-23T14:19:59.012-05:00Comments on dad - thedude: the time Jimmy cut off my armsdadthedudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-17460695147944076002008-09-09T19:42:00.000-05:002008-09-09T19:42:00.000-05:00Oh, no honey. Jose and me have a worse history. Ph...Oh, no honey. Jose and me have a worse history. Photos were taken. I could dance with ol' Jimmy Beam but Jose completely disconnects that part of my brain that keeps me from heckling security forces. (I was out of the country at the time. The details are not important.) Jose does, however, make me wicked unbeatable at Trivial Pursuit. Apparently my random access memory lies just behind the aforementioned heckling.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-42727514392743208652008-09-08T21:41:00.000-05:002008-09-08T21:41:00.000-05:00Thanks ya'll!@ kirsten - you'll be the first I cal...Thanks ya'll!<BR/><BR/>@ kirsten - you'll be the first I call to bail me out.<BR/><BR/>@ Dana - Jim, Jack and Jose are like those friends you have that you don't really like but once you start hanging out with them for a bit you make plans for the weekend together.<BR/><BR/>@ angie - thank you SO much for the award! Appreciated! Once I get some time (work...) I'll put it right up. The URL you want is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ45k5DiOg0<BR/><BR/>@ reforming geek - lol. I sold all your toys. Stay around!dadthedudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-77241117314480339982008-09-08T14:37:00.000-05:002008-09-08T14:37:00.000-05:00Dude, taking my toys and going home ;-)Dude, taking my toys and going home ;-)ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-15588891081649229942008-09-08T12:18:00.000-05:002008-09-08T12:18:00.000-05:00Jim B. I gave you an award on me humble little blo...Jim B. I gave you an award on me humble little blog today. COme get it if you want it. You don't hurt my feelings if you don't, though. Just so you know.<BR/><BR/>KEEP BELIEVINGAngie @ KEEP BELIEVINGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930977696454848345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-50927426603892066932008-09-08T11:57:00.000-05:002008-09-08T11:57:00.000-05:00I'm gonna have to google this jalapeno on a stick ...I'm gonna have to google this jalapeno on a stick thing. I have no idea what you are talking about.<BR/><BR/>I am just laughing at the faceplant off the couch onto the floor.<BR/><BR/>KEEP BELIEVINGAngie @ KEEP BELIEVINGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930977696454848345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-52677649198661619372008-09-08T08:29:00.000-05:002008-09-08T08:29:00.000-05:00Jose is not my friend either. Bad things happen w...Jose is not my friend either. Bad things happen when I hang out with Jose, Jim, or Jack. I hope you have regained use of your arms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-12085149278244939892008-09-07T23:26:00.000-05:002008-09-07T23:26:00.000-05:00LMAO! You are one funny dad, dude! Thanks for the ...LMAO! You are one funny dad, dude! Thanks for the laugh. I can't wait to hear how Jose works out for you.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-54921966755215862612008-09-07T22:32:00.000-05:002008-09-07T22:32:00.000-05:00--- I still have Jose, the Jalepeno-on-a-stick in ...--- I still have Jose, the Jalepeno-on-a-stick in me head. I ordered at Sonic as Jose. They didn't find it funny. Bastards.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for enjoying my mysery. It took an hour for me feel my arms again and ya'll are laughing at it.... ;)<BR/><BR/>@ Chat blanc - you win the award for commenting at the same I did. Your next drink is on me. As far as I know my "other" appendages have never been asleep. I slept on it wrong once and got a sprain. I'll never wrap it around my shoulder again!<BR/><BR/>@ kathcom - I think these are exactly what they will show on our final review. That would be my luck anyways... by the way, I can type with my tongue.<BR/><BR/>@ sensei - dude. TMI. Tell the truth, you stayed for a noon'r didn't you.<BR/><BR/>@ twisted lisa - HOLY CRAP. The only thing I ever won for writing anything was an invitation to summer school! Thanks.<BR/><BR/>@ reforming geek - come clean, you were dancing nakid on the table and the music was only in your head. Go Yoga something ;)<BR/><BR/>@ just me - wow, we have the same name! You just missed the 'ritas. We waited and waited till it was just me and I went ahead without you.<BR/><BR/>@ chelle b - hmmm. with tacos is something I've never tried. I have guaranteed bladder control. I know cowboys (cause I is one) and that aint no cowboy. Not saying we wont piss ourselves but never on a couch.dadthedudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-15618688737460136512008-09-07T17:39:00.000-05:002008-09-07T17:39:00.000-05:00First of all, I loves me some tequila. Goes great ...First of all, I loves me some tequila. Goes great with tacos.. <BR/><BR/>Secondly, just be glad you didn't piss all over the couch and end up with no arms AND a broken nose. :)<BR/><BR/>This one cowboy I know, if you invite him to a party, you better be prepared to get a new couch.. ugh!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-59218219437419071372008-09-07T15:22:00.000-05:002008-09-07T15:22:00.000-05:00Love it!!! I have had my fair share of nights won...Love it!!! I have had my fair share of nights wondering what I was thinking having that one last drink! We had a night of straight Vodak of the bottle...pass the bottle. <BR/><BR/>Glad you and your new friend Jose are getting along. When are we going to have margarittas? WOOHOO!RRsishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12935951244198595762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-15356872202644691562008-09-07T14:39:00.000-05:002008-09-07T14:39:00.000-05:00Tequila is my liquid of choice, and beer, and wine...Tequila is my liquid of choice, and beer, and wine.....anyway, hilarious post. Unfortunately, I've almost blacked out after one super-strong (I swear it was a TRIPLE) margarita. Me getting up from the table was the source of entertainment and no, I wasn't dancing naked on the table that time. ;-)ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-4969460237275562292008-09-07T14:38:00.000-05:002008-09-07T14:38:00.000-05:00I gave your Blog an Award!Your Award!I gave your Blog an Award!<BR/><A HREF="http://twistedlisa.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-finally-won-award.html" REL="nofollow">Your Award!</A>Twisted Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03289499475441281494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-64016590604878802242008-09-07T14:01:00.000-05:002008-09-07T14:01:00.000-05:00That damn Jimmy is an evil, evil sort. You lost yo...That damn Jimmy is an evil, evil sort. You lost your arms. I woke up with a face covered in magic marker, next to a girl with a goatee. Who told me she loved me.Senseihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06409700179937211151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-26470538517829104262008-09-07T13:17:00.000-05:002008-09-07T13:17:00.000-05:00Thank you. You brought back some memories and some...Thank you. You brought back some memories and some gray-outs. The blackouts: they're never coming back. (I hope that's not what I see at the end of my life!)<BR/><BR/>I especially love the reasoning that got you from using mixers to drinking straight out of the bottle. If I could have thought up a more efficient delivery system for Mr. Beam, I would have.<BR/><BR/>I'm really glad you got your arms back. You might have been typing that with your tongue or have some Stephen Hawking-type dealie. I'm glad you're intact. Deformities are gross!kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-40672535580145185982008-09-07T10:55:00.000-05:002008-09-07T10:55:00.000-05:00dana - now I know why that made me think of him. J...dana - now I know why that made me think of him. Jalepeno-on-a-stick's name is Jose. Once you get that voice in your head... holy crap you are screwed.<BR/><BR/>I so love the silver Tequila. It's smoother, which like most things is always going to be better...<BR/><BR/>Can't wait to see the post... but confused about "think it's coming up monday...". what, do you have like a post schedule?dadthedudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-54520429603942795382008-09-07T10:52:00.000-05:002008-09-07T10:52:00.000-05:00hey, at least some more important appendages weren...hey, at least some more important appendages weren't "cut off". yeah, THAT would suck for you! ;)<BR/><BR/>be careful with Jose. he beat me up pretty bad one time in college. I held a grudge for many years. but I'm over it now.Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-36098109448906761052008-09-07T10:18:00.000-05:002008-09-07T10:18:00.000-05:00TXmama - Im so just making a trend a commenting fi...TXmama - Im so just making a trend a commenting first on your own post. You watch, in a week everyone will be doing it. It's like going commando, it just feels like f.r.e.e.d.o.m.<BR/><BR/>Here is a link for Jose, the Jalepeno-on-a-stick. I SO recommend taking a look. LMAO funny!<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ45k5DiOg0dadthedudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-65162441051794670322008-09-07T09:13:00.000-05:002008-09-07T09:13:00.000-05:00Oh Oh, we've got a young'un here who doesnt' know ...Oh Oh, we've got a young'un here who doesnt' know of the Jalepeno-on-a-stick. Now I can't get him out of my mind and can't remember his name.Tequila is my drink of choice especially after I found PATRON tequila. In fact,I have dedicated an ENTIRE POST to PATRON. I think it's coming up Monday. Once you try PATRON, you'll kick Jose's ass to the curb.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-91261504535701795962008-09-07T02:55:00.000-05:002008-09-07T02:55:00.000-05:00And I don't know of a jalapeno on a stick. Course ...And I don't know of a jalapeno on a stick. Course I'm new to Texas.Gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00039056206420438194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-43444366911697614302008-09-07T02:54:00.000-05:002008-09-07T02:54:00.000-05:00Dude you're supposed to WAIT till we comment to pu...Dude you're supposed to WAIT till we comment to put your own 2 cents in. Geesh. Newbie. (JK)<BR/><BR/>Totally funny. I have been drunk many a time but only blacked out once. I woke up and was all, "Who locked the door in here?" Yet I was the only one in there.Gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00039056206420438194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4186365604701630088.post-86098812729959777552008-09-07T01:59:00.000-05:002008-09-07T01:59:00.000-05:00Look at me. Now I'm commenting on my own post. Gee...Look at me. Now I'm commenting on my own post. Geek.<BR/><BR/>Is it me or is the voice of Jose the same voice as the puppet of the Jalepeno on a stick?<BR/><BR/>I should have read the label closer, it's on the label on the post...dadthedudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14907553271762045185noreply@blogger.com