Tuesday, August 19, 2008

dudley do-me-right

Canadians who may have become tired of being passed over as porn stars will have a new, home-grown outlet to showcase their erotic talents.

That's right. Apparently this is a large problem that has finally come to a head. Canadians are tired of being screwed over by the big American porn houses and are standing up for their own production outlets complete with authentic Canadian looped "dinga-dinga-ding-dong" music.

According to Reuters - New porn channel lets Canadians strut their stuff.

"I think as Canadians there is a bit of a tiredness in seeing all American stuff," Shaun Donnelly, president of Real Productions, said during an interview on Friday. "There is always that thrill for something that is local and you get the sense that these are people you can meet at the supermarket."

I'm starting to think maybe our northern neighbors have been out in the cold too long. Seriously, this is a problem that needs to be solved? What are they going to do different? Maybe introduce Canadian styled plots - "Ice Fishing - short pole, deep water starring Candy de La Broquerie".

I had a friend in the Corps who was addicted to porn (no pun intended). This was pre-internet so I have no idea what he's doing now... actually, I don't want to think about what he's doing now but I'm sure he has broadband. The guy had a serious problem and a high risk for carpal tunnel. It was sad. I could never understand how anyone could be addicted to it, I hope he entered a 12-step program, but I'm sure in the program they have to repeat steps 3-9 a dozen times while listening to "dinga-dinga-ding-dong" music.

Here's my point - there are only two types of porn: laugh your ass off "are they serious?" porn and boring porn.

Good luck Canada.


Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING said...

Having lived in Canada for a couple years, they take their skinamax shows very seriously in the Film industry. I can see that they would develop at complex about porn. (it's those damn French Canadians, though?)

dadthedude said...

isnt skinamax that stuff they used to scramble but every couple of seconds you could catch a faint, fuzzy glimer of something?