Wednesday, September 17, 2008

dude, caption this

I've been wanting to do this for some time now. I checked my magic 8-ball today and it said now was the time. Actually it said "concentrate and try again" but that damn thing has been saying that to every question I ask it, so screw it.

Want to win a cool award ~and~ have your name posted in lights? Then I have the deal for you!

I'm looking for the best caption to the image below. Leave your caption in the comments and Thursday night I'll choose the winner and post that on Friday (along with the award).

Make it good, I'll be using my magic 8-ball to help me decide ;)

Good luck!








21 comments:

Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge said...

Mario, that liberal sombitch is wearing an Obama Pin. Get him! But watch out - I think he wants to grab your package.

The Offended Blogger said...

Mario, we warned you of the consequences of f*cking with the It'se Ye-Ye Bingo & Casino mafia!!

AmyOops said...

tickle, tickle, tickle

ReformingGeek said...

Dudes. Thanks for catching me. Damn! My back's gone out again. Could you just twist a little more to the right?

Kirsten said...

Hey, "Dad the Dude", settle down! You can't cut in line! It's just The Jonas Brothers.

Don said...

"I want my wife's i.d. badge back! Gino, watch it he's going for da balls!"

PlainOleMike said...

Things at the male patterened baldness convention got out of hand when Larry decided to play "Mr. Pinchy" with Mario's special zone.

Jamie said...

"Just let me grab your salty balls!!!"

Jamie said...

"But I just said Anal bleaching!!"

TheFLy said...

"We warned you to stop touching the strippers! Your monopoly isnt good here, now get out!"

TheFLy said...

oops, typo.


"We warned you to stop touching the strippers! Your monopoly money isnt good here, now get out!"

Howard Bannister said...

So you just got 'em waxed by Chelle, eh? We'll see how smooth they really are...

Bill said...

Nothing to be alarmed about, folks! He just got a little over-excited when Governor Palin had a wardrobe malfunction and showed a nipple.

Da Old Man said...

I got yer Magic 8 Ball right here.

PlanksPost said...

Inventor of the Kung Fu grip anal raped during arrest today at a meeting for the Hair Club for Men.

SuzieQ said...

You're NOT checking out my bikini waxing!!

Da Old Man said...

Cough, dammit, cough.

Cherie said...

"I can't feel my balls"....He must be Jim's (Beam) new best friend...he got the "I can't feel my balls" relationship.

rocky said...

Joe was earning his reputation as a loan shark. Fortunately Guisseppe was only $6 light on his tab from the dog track which didn't warrant a broken thumb however did get him a major titty twister.

The Offended Blogger said...

Benny, you dirty son of a bitch, we saw what you did to that middle Jonas Brother and we're revoking your back-stage pass!

dadthedude said...

Thanks all - comments are closed while I warm up my 8-ball.

These are too great!