I've been wanting to do this for some time now. I checked my magic 8-ball today and it said now was the time. Actually it said "concentrate and try again" but that damn thing has been saying that to every question I ask it, so screw it.
Want to win a cool award ~and~ have your name posted in lights? Then I have the deal for you!
I'm looking for the best caption to the image below. Leave your caption in the comments and Thursday night I'll choose the winner and post that on Friday (along with the award).
Make it good, I'll be using my magic 8-ball to help me decide ;)
Good luck!
21 comments:
Mario, that liberal sombitch is wearing an Obama Pin. Get him! But watch out - I think he wants to grab your package.
Mario, we warned you of the consequences of f*cking with the It'se Ye-Ye Bingo & Casino mafia!!
tickle, tickle, tickle
Dudes. Thanks for catching me. Damn! My back's gone out again. Could you just twist a little more to the right?
Hey, "Dad the Dude", settle down! You can't cut in line! It's just The Jonas Brothers.
"I want my wife's i.d. badge back! Gino, watch it he's going for da balls!"
Things at the male patterened baldness convention got out of hand when Larry decided to play "Mr. Pinchy" with Mario's special zone.
"Just let me grab your salty balls!!!"
"But I just said Anal bleaching!!"
"We warned you to stop touching the strippers! Your monopoly isnt good here, now get out!"
oops, typo.
"We warned you to stop touching the strippers! Your monopoly money isnt good here, now get out!"
So you just got 'em waxed by Chelle, eh? We'll see how smooth they really are...
Nothing to be alarmed about, folks! He just got a little over-excited when Governor Palin had a wardrobe malfunction and showed a nipple.
I got yer Magic 8 Ball right here.
Inventor of the Kung Fu grip anal raped during arrest today at a meeting for the Hair Club for Men.
You're NOT checking out my bikini waxing!!
Cough, dammit, cough.
"I can't feel my balls"....He must be Jim's (Beam) new best friend...he got the "I can't feel my balls" relationship.
Joe was earning his reputation as a loan shark. Fortunately Guisseppe was only $6 light on his tab from the dog track which didn't warrant a broken thumb however did get him a major titty twister.
Benny, you dirty son of a bitch, we saw what you did to that middle Jonas Brother and we're revoking your back-stage pass!
Thanks all - comments are closed while I warm up my 8-ball.
These are too great!
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